This cozy crewneck brings a touch of rebellious charm to quiet evenings and bold street looks alike. The soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the clean, classic cut sits right where you want it—layered over a tee or worn solo. A striking black-and-white illustration of three witches framed by gnarled trees crowns the chest, with the unapologetic line “GOD FORBID WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES” below. It reads like a wink to anyone who’s ever been underestimated — equal parts witchy folklore and dry humor. Wear it to crafting nights, market stalls, moonlit walks, or to lean into a cottagecore-meets-punk vibe. The ribbed collar and reinforced seams keep the shape after repeated wear, while the tubular knit gives a smooth, seam-free side profile that hangs nicely. This sweatshirt feels like a shared joke among friends — warm, steady, and a little defiant.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular, seam-free body with ribbed knit collar and double-needle reinforced seams - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints with DTG main prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes - Made in Nicaragua using ethically grown US cotton; complies with flammability and toxicant standards
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
